The Chapters

36 chapters of true crime, art history, and forensic investigation — excerpts from Art World's Dirty Little Secret.

The Story in 36 Chapters

Art World’s Dirty Little Secret unfolds across eight narrative arcs — from the painting’s dramatic discovery at auction to the weeklong confrontation with Christie’s senior consultant. Each chapter is a taste of the book. Read them in order, or dive into any arc that calls to you.

Part 1: The Discovery → — A painting speaks from the auction block. Frosty’s auto-wrecking yard. Tate Gallery rejection. Media controversy.

Part 2: The Criminal Past → — A fugitive owner. Undercover stings. Interpol and the Mounties.

Part 3: Science & Proof → — Forensic fingerprints. Hidden monograms. When science meets connoisseurship.

Part 4: The Provenance Trail → — Christie’s archives. James Orrock’s collection. A chain of ownership back to Turner.

Part 5: Expert Politics → — The Unknown Turner. British art establishment. When experts guard their turf.

Part 6: Christie’s → — The auction house that controls the market. Gatekeepers close the gates.

Part 7: The Butlin Visit → — A week with Christie’s senior consultant. Verbatim dialogue. The dramatic climax.

Part 8: Portrait & Aftermath → — Turner’s self-portrait hidden in the rescue boat. Art world tribal instincts. The final reckoning.

“How much paint could be had for twenty million dollars? Ounces, if it were supplied by J.M.W. Turner!”